I’m just getting around to flicking through Sir Alex Ferguson’s latest autobiography here. A somewhat smug 416 page tome of self-righteous back stabbing and bitter one-upmanship. He’s gone for the rather uninspiring title, Alex Ferguson: My Autobiography. But with his writing having clear influences from sources as diverse as David Brinkley, Alan Partridge and Homer Simpson, I think he could have been a little more creative in naming his work. Here’s a few suggestions for your next one Fergie.
Alex Ferguson: What Happens in the Dressing Room, Goes in the Book
Alex Ferguson: Bigger Than the Club
Alex Ferguson: A Little Bit Gay for Cristiano
Alex Ferguson: Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion
Alex Ferguson: Liverpool are Shit
Alex Ferguson: I will never get my comeuppance! You hear me! No comeuppance!!
Alex Ferguson: You Scratch My Back, I’ll Plunge a Knife Into Yours
Alex Ferguson: Needless to Say, I Had the Last Laugh