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Everything Must Go: Morals and Ethics First

492 quid to scone Cristiano Ronaldo with a lighter.  That’s what the Spanish Football Federation (RFEF) are charging these days: and Atletico Madrid snapped up the bargain with glee.  There are other offers to be had as well.  According to the RFEF it’ll only cost your club £246 if an individual owns up to what, […]

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I, Ferguson: We Need to Talk About Alex

I’m just getting around to flicking through Sir Alex Ferguson’s latest autobiography here.  A somewhat smug 416 page tome of self-righteous back stabbing and bitter one-upmanship.  He’s gone for the rather uninspiring title, Alex Ferguson: My Autobiography.  But with his writing having clear influences from sources as diverse as David Brinkley, Alan Partridge and Homer […]

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Spanish daily El Mundo today revealed the secret to Cristiano Ronaldo’s success: Cryotherapy.  Now before you all start chopping onions and watching Sophie’s Choice, the term cryotherapy comes from the Greek for cold (cryo) and cure (therapy) and involves subjecting your body to temperatures as low as minus 160˚C in a chamber cooled by liquid […]

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Tottenham Rejects Notch in El Madrigal

I guess he’ll be pleased enough.  Though clearly not fully match fit, Bale started and scored in tonight’s game at El Madrigal, as Madrid escaped with a point against a vibrant young Villarreal side.  The Welshman, having switched from the right to the left flank, did well to get in front of his marker and […]